Evil begins his plan to put a gigantic cannon on the moon, thus turning it into a device called either "The Death Star" or "Alan Parson's Project depending on which name is available. Evil uses a device he calls a "Time Machine" to travel back to 1969 and remove Austin Powers' mojo. The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
I suppose the answer is they feel the best public and private K-12 schools are good enough. Its always entertaining reading Chinas state-owned newspapers, especially when they find a story that mixes latent local resentments and with puffed up national pride. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough.